Sorry Mom
To our mother, We must most humbly apologize
We have been bad children. You have provided for us all these good years.
And, we have torn up the backyard, dug up or Cut down all the trees; Stripped out all the copper Wiring in the house and Took a crap on your dinner Table. We’re sorry…hopefully Our children will treat you better.
PS – Hey, I’m glad at least One of us is recovering From the Coronavirus.