TP Quarantine
Lockdown Quarantine “Keep the door shut.”
Practice “Social distancing” Do not touch!
Wash your Hands for Twenty seconds
Swab and Daub and Wipe down surfaces!
Don’t forget Don’t touch Your Faces!
Though we Won’t need No toilet paper
For one Or two Weeks more
It doesn’t really matter ‘Cause there’s none left
At The Store